Whoever walks into the White House next year is completely and utterly screwed. 

You know, history has a way of softening the failures of presidents, but it will be decades before President Bush will be remembered for anything other than being the worst president of the 21st century and American voters as the idiots who let their fears put this man in office for a second term. 

What is it about women named Monica being in the middle of Washington, DC scandals? No, it’s nothing so innocuous as late night, clandestine blow jobs in the oval office.  This Monica actually attempted to fill the Justice Department with lawyers who were true red Republicans and Bush lovers.  A hell of a lot more heinous than a little fellatio.